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Top 5 Stories of the Week



You asked for it, for one week only, the original and the best top five stories of the week main man is back. Well, no one has asked for it….uhh…nobody probably knows I used to do this, and uh nobody cares. But I’m back!

1.    The Football League Returns

Speaking of being back, for thousands of football fans around the UK, the agony of the summer months full of trips to Ikea, doing the garden or *shudder* shoe shopping, is finally over. The season kicked off with my beloved Cardiff City with a lacklustre performance and battling out a 1-1 draw against Blackburn Rovers. Shock of the weekend has to be Bournemouth beating Huddersfield away, considering in the same fixture last season they got thumped 5-1. Eddie Howe has really done an amazing job at Bournemouth, and they are my pick for a surprise play off spot come the end of the season.

2.    Real Madrid Win the Super Cup.

In a result that shocked no one, Real Madrid beat Europa League winners Sevilla FC 2-0 in the magnificent (well I would say that) Cardiff City Stadium. Being at the match, the most terrifying aspect of the game was the fact Real Madrid never seemed to accelerate beyond 2nd gear, and comfortabley beat a decent looking Sevilla team. Watching the likes of Benzema, Ronaldo, Bale and James Rodriquez play on my home team’s pitch is an experience that will stay with me for a long time to come.

3.    Wayne Rooney Named as Manchester United Captain

It has been a poorly kept secret that Van Gaal was looking to choose between Wayne Rooney and Robin Van Persie to be his new captain. What has been a surprise is that Rooney was given the armband over RVP who Van Gaal knows well from his Holland days. I don’t personally think you should give Wayne Rooney the responsibility of leading arguably one of the biggest clubs in the world, especially with his tendency for embarrassing himself with off the field activities.  For me personally, I would have gone with Darren Fletcher, could there be more of a role model for the kids at Manchester United, hell for football fans everywhere?

4.    Transfers, Transfers Everywhere

With the transfer window deadline fast approaching, clubs have been busy bringing in players to improve their squad. This week, the biggest transfers have been the signing of Fraser Forster moving to Southampton for £10 million, Eliaquim Mangala moving to Manchester City for £32 million and Thomas Vermaelen swapping the Emirates for the Nou Camp. In a move that has divided Chelsea fans, Frank Lampard has joined Manchester City on a 6-month loan until the beginning of the new MLS season. I am personally staggered by the amount of Chelsea fans that are demanding that all references to Lampard be stripped from Stamford Bridge, and how he should never have played for another English club. I have so far failed to hear one compelling argument that would make me even consider this anything other than an over reaction.

5.    Chairman Troubles

Imagine this if you will. You are the chairman of a club that recently got relegated to the conference. You have just appointed a new manager, and in the first game of the season you beat a team 5-0 away from home. You would be delighted right? Anthony Kleanthous the chairman of Barnet was far from happy after the match. It appears that he missed the first half of the game against Chester were Barnet scored 3 of their 5 due to the heavy traffic on the M6.  He managed to watch the 4th goal, but was asked to move his car when the 5th goal went in.

This same week, the chairman of Fleetwood Town missed the start of the match against Rotherham because he turned up at the Don Valley Arena, which was the home of Rotherham up until 2 years ago. He blamed his Sat Nav for the error, but me thinks someone hasn’t been doing their homework properly!
You really couldn’t make this stuff up.

That’s me done for this week of Top 5 Stories of the week. Any comments, thoughts, complaints or general trolling, feel free to leave a comment below or hit me up on twitter @haydngleed

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